Mr. Feeny Gave out Rulers

My mother bought a bag of mints to put in a basket on the porch for Halloween. No joke. A bag of assorted mints. I walked into the store just as she was buying them and assured her of what she was purchasing, to which she replied, "No they're not mints Mayaleh, and it doesn't matter anyway."

Okay mom. So all the little kids on our street will get mints. Maybe they'll think of them as rounded candy canes and a prelude to Christmas. Or something. I'm Jewish. Anyway.

My Halloween will be spent in bed playing Explosions in the Sky and reading. Reading reading reading.
Making a promise to myself that next year I will be dressing up in something extravagant and roaming the neighborhood.

I hope you all have a fabulous time out on the streets, and come home safely.